Dispoze-a-Bowl Disposable Hand Pipes

First, there was the Big Bang. Then, there was light. Then, there was some other potpourri. Then, there were Sun Chips.

Then, there was the SOLO Cup. Disposable utensils. Disposable plates. A new way to consume. A new way to party. A new way to live. 

A new way to be free.

But despite the unfathomable awe of creation, the miracle of evolution blanketing eons of existence and unlocking the shackles of our primordial restraints– a similar innovation never came for our herbal pleasures.

We still fumbled around with our mortar and pestles, performing our ancestral cumbersome and clumsy ritual, making a fool of ourselves and looking like primitive jackalopes just to get a whiff of the “funny grass.”

Not anymore. 

The Dispoze-a-Bowl is the Solo Cup of kush. The Ziplock bag of Ganja. Put a handful at your sister’s Bat Mitzvah table next to the orange soda and Whipped Cream Vodka. Have a Sharpie handy so Denise can be a little comedian and write “Brandon” on it, the hot Deli guy, instead of her real name, Denise. 

It’s cheap a two dollar wh–… uh, pair of socks. It can be discarded after a single use– or, depending on your preference, multiple. 

It’s made of food grade ivory board with a stainless steel tobacco cup that can be nestled inside the bow with a small “carburetor” for managing air flow.

The apparatus comes packaged flat, is quick and easy to assemble, guarantees a fresh smoke with every toke, and is 100% recyclable. 

Plus, in these times of COVID-19, the Dispoze-a-Bowl guarantees a sanitary, clean toke every time.